King Size

King Size

King Size

Regular Price $14.99

Vendor: Cojones

Product Type : Board Game

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Have you always wanted to be the King or Queen of the Dick?

With King Size, now it’s possible to find out who’s the longest!
Grab the 6 dice and wow your friends with your length.

The game plays over one round, during which each player rolls dice up to three times.
1• Take all 6 dice and give them a good shake.
2• Roll them once.
3• You may choose to reroll any of the dice a second or third time. Note: all Hearts you roll are set aside and cannot be rerolled.
4• After 3 rolls, analyze your results!

If you’ve rolled at least one Ballsack AND one Head determine the length of your dick by adding up your dice!
If you failed to roll at least one Ballsack AND one Head, your score is zero - but don’t forget to show off your small but mighty member.
If you roll 5 Hearts, you’ve gone soft. It’s okay, it happens to everyone. Take all 6 dice and take another turn!
If you roll 6 Hearts, you’ve found True Love! The game ends immediately and you’re declared the winner!

After one round, if nobody’s found True Love, the player with biggest dick is the winner! Stamp them so everyone knows about their King-Sized dick!
If there’s a tie, play another game ;)

In Store Returns

We will happily accept unopened, undamaged items with the original receipt within 30 days, for full refund. Refund is based on method of original payment. After 30 days store credit will be given. No returns after 60 days. The customer MUST have a receipt.

 

Refund policy

Returns
Our policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund or exchange.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it. It must also be in the original packaging.

Only regular priced items may be refunded. Sale items and Single Cards are non-refundable.

Additional non-returnable items:
- Gift cards
- Downloadable software products

To complete your return, we require a receipt or proof of purchase.

Refunds (if applicable)
Once your return is received and inspected, we will send you an email to notify you that we have received your returned item. We will also notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund.
If you are approved, then your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your credit card or original method of payment, within a certain amount of days.

Late or missing refunds (if applicable)
If you haven’t received a refund yet, first check your bank account again.
Then contact your credit card company, it may take some time before your refund is officially posted.
Next contact your bank. There is often some processing time before a refund is posted.
If you’ve done all of this and you still have not received your refund yet, please contact us at info@aagboise.com

Sale items (if applicable)
Only regular priced items may be refunded, unfortunately sale items cannot be refunded.

Exchanges (if applicable)
We only replace items if they are defective or damaged. If you need to exchange it for the same item, send us an email at info@aagboise.comand send your item to: All About Games 7079 W Overland Rd Boise ID 83709 USA

MISSING/ DAMAGED PIECES

  • If your board game or miniature is missing pieces or if there is a manufacturing error, please contact the publisher directly. Publishers do not send replacement pieces to retail stores. As this problem is somewhat common, publishers usually provide a quick turnaround in supplying the pieces (at no charge).
  • Exceptions: Games Workshop, Asmodee products. Please contact us via email regarding problems with these products.
Shipping
To return your product, you should mail your product to: A ll About Games 7079 W Overland Rd Boise ID 83709 USA

You will be responsible for paying for your own shipping costs for returning your item. Shipping costs are non-refundable. If you receive a refund, the cost of return shipping will be deducted from your refund.

Depending on where you live, the time it may take for your exchanged product to reach you, may vary.

If you are shipping an item over $75, you should consider using a trackable shipping service or purchasing shipping insurance. We don’t guarantee that we will receive your returned item.